No one wants to work anymore. All kids these days want is to physically transform into animals. Bones cracking, breaking, splintering apart, stitching together into exhilaratingly new shapes. Hair, all kinds hair, various fluids and oils and whatnot. Ragged-lip maws dripping with alien teeth, crowning in teething agony like the birth of an infant god. Gore-streaked visages howling in pagan delight by the pale light of the moon, etc. No work ethic. He who makes a beast of himself takes away the pain of clocking in tomorrow
i think it shld be more widespread for ppl to read aloud to each other as a means of spending time together. like even just a bunch of adults sitting together reading wikipedia articles or something
One of the things I resent most about being Animal Brain Apex Predator trapped in Maximum Productivity Society is that I have to work when the weather is gross, instead of following my natural instinct to burrow myself into something dry and soft and sleep until Optimal Foraging Conditions
It is dark and cold and wet and miserable and I have a warm dark quiet hideaway full of food and drinking water that is safe from interlopers and for some ungodly reason instead of holing up there to conserve my energy, I am standing up in a brightly lit beige room for several hours. A possum wouldn't put up with this shit. I'm going to bite someone
What's the best "oh no! two friends are fighting!" trope?
An emotional and idealogical clash has boiled over into a straight-up slugfest
Just a chill sparring session where two allies get to show off
Someone is making us fight, so let's make it look convincing for them
The classic "I know you're in there somewhere" brainwashed battle
Whoops we got matched up in the tournament arc oh well
A villain has convinced one or both parties that this is somehow smart and cool
it's not my fault that my love language is punching and being punched
Surprise Bitch I've Had A Crushing Inferiority Complex About You The Whole Time
love triangle or something
Cain Instinct
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