So this is 99% Andrea’s fault but basically Jack and Eugene honeymoon like rockstars on one of those remote Caribbean islands where Evan’s set up shop with an all inclusive, and they sit on the beach and read and drink a lot and HOLD HANDS like the disgusting married couple that they are.

So this is 99% Andrea’s fault but basically Jack and Eugene honeymoon like rockstars on one of those remote Caribbean islands where Evan’s set up shop with an all inclusive, and they sit on the beach and read and drink a lot and HOLD HANDS like the disgusting married couple that they are.